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sexhaver:

fairycave:

sexhaver:

nobody in college gives a shit ive seen peope walking to class in heavy snow in sweats and a tshirt and flip flops ive seen people wear studio headphones in lecture ive heard so many professors curse its really some next level shit and high school did not prepare me for it

I was not prepared for university particularly this one lecturer that would slip in a photograph of fisting into presentations to check we were paying attention

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I had a professor once once use porn as an example of how sexist industries are. One kid in my class argued that porn is discriminating against men too. He played a forty minute long porn dedicated to a woman being surprise fucked in the ass. He stared the kid down the whole fucking time. When the kid said he’d be fired, my prof said, “go ahead, I’m full tenure.”

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bryantrod:

brook:

halcy:

uh oh [x]

it’s time

THEEEEEEEY CALL ME CUBAN PETE

IM THE KING OF THE ROMPA BEAT

WHEN I PLAY THE MARACAS I GO

CHIC CHICKY BOOM CHIC CHICKY BOOM

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seadeepspaceontheside:

Thorin, your dragon sickness is showing.

seadeepspaceontheside:

Thorin, your dragon sickness is showing.

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teddvaltman:

poopflow:

shout out to all the people still following me even though im a fucking idiot

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True love is what Seto Kaiba feels for the Blue eyes white dragon.

mr-devilman:

Sex is a lot like Labyrinth, You go in without knowing, there are Muppets, David Bowie is there. 

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enemy0fthew0rld:

I am so glad someone finally made this

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spicy-vagina-tacos:

maplehoofs:

WHY

THIS IS WHY GOD DOESNT TALK TO US ANYMORE

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jacklincolnvstheworld:

New Avengers #18 (2014)

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atlanteanxprince:

Namor + Text posts Pt 1 [Pt. 2]

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atlanteanxprince:

Namor + Text posts Pt 2 [Pt. 1]

marguerite26:

Derek’s a wolf. A full wolf. A fully functioning actual WOLF.

Derek has a knot.

IT IS CANON. Thank you and good bye.

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OFFICIAL How I Met Your Mother Alternate Ending

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demonpossesser:

gifak-net:

How not to pick up girls 

How to

demonpossesser:

gifak-net:

How not to pick up girls 

How to

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