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This was in my dads 1983 year book, supposedly he went to school with a Draco who won the award for most house points…#couldmyfatherhavebeenawizard? #possibly #harrypotter

This was in my dads 1983 year book, supposedly he went to school with a Draco who won the award for most house points…#couldmyfatherhavebeenawizard? #possibly #harrypotter

Bought lye at the hardware store today. Had to convince about fifty people it was for soap making.

Ah how gullible they are.

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Idea for a vampire movie, cute and interesting woman’s finds herself being stalked. After many attempts of ridding herself of him she finally comes face to face with the mysterious man. He tells her there are secrets in this world, and that he’s here to save her life. She gets to know him, understand him, finds that she hates his guts, and fuck this guy. So she eats him revealing that she is in fact the vampire and she don’t need non of that life saving mysterious bullshit, she’s too busy for that crap.

kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

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preludetowind:

oh-totoro:

'When Marnie Was There' Official Japanese Trailer

Or you can view the 1080p version here.


English translation:


Anna: In this world, there’s a magic circle that no one else can see. There’s an inside and outside to that circle, and I’m one of the outsiders. But that doesn’t matter. I… hate myself. 
Text: I’m waiting for you at that creek. Forever… 
Text: A work by director Hiromasa Yonebayashi 
Text: Omoide no Marnie (When Marnie Was There) 
Marnie: Are you OK? 
Anna: Yeah. 
Anna: Are you really a human? You look exactly like the girl who appeared in my dream… 
Marnie: Dream? This isn’t a dream. 
Marnie: Hey, please promise me. Let’s keep our friendship a secret. 
Anna: Yeah. It’s a secret. Forever. 
Text: I love you so much. 
Anna: Marnie… That’s too cruel! 
Marnie: Anna! My beloved Anna! 
Anna: Why did you leave me!? Why did you betray me!? 
Marnie: Anna, please! Please tell me you forgive me! 
Anna: Of course I forgive you! I like you! Marnie! 
Text: Omoide no Marnie: When Marnie Was There

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ofjericho:

So moving. 

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dopeturtlem:

this girl injected with the truth serum 

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this-slag:

thesassycat:

what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind

my alternate self is getting some serious dick 

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ktnissevurdeen:

buttalecki:

what do you do at hogwarts if you start your period? 

like do you go and see madam promfrey? or your head of year? because i’m just trying to imagine the slytherin girls going snape and asking for tampons

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ductapemyyheart:

SOLO MOTHERFUCKER.

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pippinforthewin:

Council of “Legolas Needs to Shut Up” and “Boromir is Hella Rude”

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lordoftheelves:

I’m like 15% water and 85% the lord of the rings references

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