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trickandmagic:

I’M FUCKING DYING SOMEONE FUCKING PUT ALL OF SPACE ODDITY THROUGH THE TEXT TO SPEECH ON MOONBASE ALPHA

JUST LISTEN

YOU WON’T BE SORRY

I FEEL AS THOUGH SOME GREAT AND TERRIBLE PROPHECY IS FULFILLED BY THIS

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rapunzelie:

actualdadbert:

rapunzelie:

britgirlthehuman:

If anyone knows the source of this I’m curious. rapunzelie would like these I think

really just further proof that beards make everything better


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WHAT

MY TIME HAS COME

RRRAAAAGGGGHHH

Hello there, Princess.

oh my god

rapunzelie:

actualdadbert:

rapunzelie:

britgirlthehuman:

If anyone knows the source of this I’m curious. rapunzelie would like these I think

really just further proof that beards make everything better

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WHAT

MY TIME HAS COME

RRRAAAAGGGGHHH

Hello there, Princess.

oh my god

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LOUD NOISES!

Anonymous asked: tell us your most embarrassing story

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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martininamerica:

lonely-ler:

thiscartoonlife:

Witty banter

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF SET FOR THE LONGEST TIME!

Give me a sequel to this.

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teacupnosaucer:

whoneedsfeminism:

I need feminism because “Who hired a stripper” shouldn’t be the first thing said to me when I walk into a welding job.

women in trades are treated like such fucking shit. 

NO I’M STILL STUCK ON THIS WHY WOULD ANYONE SAY THIS TO A WOMAN HOLDING A BLOWTORCH

This is a terrible way to sneak a flash dance joke into the work place. Seriously.

icecooly94:

teacupnosaucer:

whoneedsfeminism:

I need feminism because “Who hired a stripper” shouldn’t be the first thing said to me when I walk into a welding job.

women in trades are treated like such fucking shit. 

NO I’M STILL STUCK ON THIS WHY WOULD ANYONE SAY THIS TO A WOMAN HOLDING A BLOWTORCH

This is a terrible way to sneak a flash dance joke into the work place. Seriously.

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discordion:


When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull
When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.
When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.
When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.
When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.
When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.
When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.
When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.


clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented 


#incompetent time-travelling saxophone haters


THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT

saucefactory:

queelez:

lord-of-the-nerds:

discordion:

When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull

When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.

When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.

When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.

When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.

When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.

When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.

When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.

clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented 

#incompetent time-travelling saxophone haters

THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT

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epic-vines:

Music can save your life!

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meandjeanine:

tyleroakley:

swag bitch

Brrrrrah cah caw

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gokuma:

autumnramble:

I want to die and be born again as a full hobbit.

I think hobbit metabolism work differently than human…

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epic-vines:

How we fight tall people

Vine by: Rudy Mancuso

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preludetowind:

Studio Ghibli films throughout the years

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spoilerymarauder:

are my friends hydra?

are my parents hydra?

AM I HYDRA?????

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babydollbright:

towritecomicsonherarms:

blind-diode:

therantsofnelldog:

towritecomicsonherarms:

Come on man… use your webs to stop her falling.. what’s the worst that could happen

I actually just shuddered reading that line. 

Read the comics and you too can understand all that is wrong with that apparent solution

there’s spiderman comics?

what did you think spiderman was based off of?  

I thought they just saw how popular batman was and swapped spider for bat

And what do you think batman was based of????

I thought they just saw how popular superman was and swapped super for bat

… I wonder what your theory on Superman’s origin is…

I thought they just saw how popular jesus was and made him an alien who could fly

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